Bush commits suicide on live TV!!!

Tonight on television, George W Bush took his political life into his hands by confessing in no uncertain terms, his support for unborn children. That will cost him votes, to be sure, but he did it anyway.

I am shocked - shocked! I say - that nowadays, when the political climate is filled with the bouquet of "choice," that a politician bent on getting four more years in the highest office in the land has decided to take the road less travelled and actually defend the unborn.

Thank goodness Mr Kerry doesn't let his Catholic faith interfere with his political views of the sanctity of human life. We surely don't want someone influenced by any sort of faith or spirtuality to run this country!!! No "houses built on the rock" in the White House for us! Give us those shifting sands...

(Thank you Mr Bush; it was a courageous move. Those who oppose you on this may be just enough to push Mr Kerry into the White House, but you made a stand for unborn children anyway. You are a hero to them.)